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Sport Talk - by Scott 5

Again, I'm departing from my normal posting of results and am instead going to bring you a story of my day at the local football on Saturday.

It was a cold Saturday morning and the time was 7am and I was getting ready for what promised to be an interesting day of local football up at Lilydale.

I had the chance to think back to the last time I had gone up there to watch the football (2 years ago) and remembered the brawls and the frustration of the senior team losing. I also remembered that the Scoresby Seniors had an inability to win up at Lilydale and this had me a little alarmed but I knew there were many hours before the Seniors game.


So, being the committed football fan, I hopped on the bus and 2 trains to get up to Lilydale and really, it was a boring trip. Besides the weird country feeling you get, travelling between Mooroolbark and Lilydale, it really was a boring, mundane trip.

Arriving at Lilydale an hour before the Colts (under 18s) kicked off gave me the time to shop for food for not only the local football, but for the Richmond vs Fremantle game at Etihad that night. Coming out with lollies and then some reading material just enabled me to kill enough time
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Getting into the ground for free is always a good thing and then settling in for what promised to be a memorable day of goals, marks, ferocious tackling and hopefully wins.

Unfortunately my thoughts were disrupted by the fact that the wind was being rather odd and was going towards the clubrooms end of the ground and the possibility of rain too.

The game kicked off and Scoresby Colts had the bulk of the play but just had an inability to put a score on the board. There were a lot of turnovers and frustratingly were playing a similar boundary line style game to their namesakes, Collingwood. Lilydale got a goal against the wind and at quarter-time, Scoresby led by only 5 points.


The best thing about local football is being able to go onto the ground between the quarters and either have a kick of the footy or listening in to the coaches message for the troops.

Second quarter kicks off and finally the scuffle I half expected materialised and compared to past scuffles at the local level, this one was remarkably tame. Either way, both teams had a player yellow-carded and sin-binned for 15 minutes however Lilydale took advantage of the wind and turned the 5 point defecit into a 20 point lead by keeping Scoresby goalless.

Half-time was a chance for me to sit back and relax and hope that the coach (who I viewed as being very quiet and restrained) was drilling the team for a fightback and for the first 10 minutes of the 3rd quarter, it looked to be working. 2 quick goals saw Scoresby back in the game and looking good with the wind but then Lilydale took over as Scoresby became affected by soft, lazy football. Tackles were missed, challenges shirked (according to spectators I listened to), turnovers frequent, it was ugly and painful.

There's not much that needs to be said about the last half but the match was summed up by a horrendous miss from a Scoresby player in the goalsquare in the last quarter (against the wind though) and from that 5 point quarter-time lead, Scoresby slipped to a 31 point defeat

Straight after that it was the reserves and my interest as always resided around how many interchanges the Scoresby coach would make. The reason for this bizarre interest is that in a match earlier this season, the Scoresby coach made 94 changes. This was at reserves level and we're looking forward to the day he cracks the century banner.

The game barely kicked off and within the opening 2 minutes, it had grounded to a halt as a heavy collision in the center square left a Scoresby player down and not moving. Thoughts were concussion but eventually the player got up and it emerged that it was an AC Joint injury in the shoulder.

Once that was all sorted, we were treated to an opening quarter to remember as Scoresby's Nathan Hicks came out and took a couple of high marks and kicked 4 goals. Having said that, one of the most bizarre moments occured when the goal umpire was unsure as to what decision he should be giving. The ball went through the goal but was signalled as a point. The ball went to go back to the centre as if it were a goal but then they brought the ball back, realising it was a point and then it was overruled by the field umpire, meaning a goal was awarded. It was farcial but really funny and at quarter-time it was Scoresby up by 44 points.

My mate turned up and I was listening closely to what was going on with regards to the bench and he was able to tell me that Lilydale Reserves hadn't won a game this season. I could see why as they were outscored 4 goals to 2 despite having the wind.

From there, well, it was an utter embarrassment. Lilydale went goalless in the second half, while Scoresby booted 12 goals and Nathan Hicks booted 11 throughout the game. Scoresby cruised to a 135 point win.

Last but not least was the big match between the Senior teams of Lilydale and Scoresby. Scoresby had first use of the wind and we were treated to the farce of Lilydale starting off with a 12 man backline. I knew they'd been useless this season and I can't say I faulted their strategy but they still had to score. It was one way traffic and Scoresby led by 28 points at quarter-time.

Lilydale had next use of the wind and they had a 10 man backline which was bloody ludicrous and the quarter itself was horrendous to watch. 2 goals each and Scoiresby wasted some golden chances to finish the game off. In any event they led by 34 points at half-time and were next for the wind.

The premiership quarter was where it all came to an end though. The 12 man backline was back and Lilydale couldn't buy a shot at goal. They went scoreless in the quarter while Scoresby booted 5.9 and extended their lead to 73 points at the last change. Lilydale then shocked everyone by playing a regulation game-plan (6 defenders, 6 midfielders and 6 attackers) and a shootout ensured with Scoresby kicking 6.7 to Lilydale 5.3. Amazing what happens when you actually try to attack and if they'd played the previous quarters like that, who knows what would've happened?

So really at the end of the day, my love of local football just continues to grow

There's nothing like listening to coaches addresses.

There's nothing like having a kick of the footy between quarters

There's nothing like yelling at umpires without any fear of being evicted from the ground.

There's nothing like supporters sledging each other

Most of all though:

There's nothing like 3 games of footy costing you nothing besides food costs.

Lilydale Colts 11.9.75 defeated Scoresby Colts 6.8.44
Lilydale Reserves 2.6.18 lost to Scoresby Reserves 23.15.153
Lilydale Seniors 7.5.47 lost to Scoresby Seniors 17.28.130

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Well I'm going to depart from my normal postings and today bring you a story with a bit of a difference. This story comes from the world of local footy (Australian Rules Football) and is something that's been on my mind for the past few weeks.

For those who don't know, Sporttalk takes a keen interest in the football at grass-roots level. Having been going to Scoresby (Eastern Football League) games for a couple of years now and the past 2 EFL Division 1 Grand Finals, I've quickly come to the realisation that local football can be just as exciting, if not more exciting than the AFL.

So anyway, what is all this about?

Pretty plain and simple. I have had this idea in my head for a number of weeks that the worst team in the EFL should play the worst team in the WRFL in a charity type event.

This idea came about when I consulted the ladders in both the EFL and WRFL.

In the EFL, there's a club called Surrey Park who're sitting in Division 4 on the bottom of the ladder with no wins and an average losing margin of 152.8 points. Surrey Park have been consistent failures ever since switching from the Southern Football League to the Eastern in 2002 and are on track for yet another winless season.

Meanwhile over in the WRFL, there's a club called Nth Sunshine who are sitting on the bottom of the ladder in Division 2 with no wins and an average losing margin of 236.08 points. They've taken struggle street to a whole new low this year and that makes them perfect candidates for this game.

Nth Sunshine may be in Division 2 in the WRFL and Surrey Park may be in Division 4 of the EFL but Nth Sunshine's horrendous losing margin I believe levels the playing field framatically.

So how would this day work?

What I am visualising is a day which could be used to boost whatever charity we wanted in terms of raffles and crowd-involving activities.

It would be played at a neutral venue on a Saturday afternoon and there would be media there to take photos and film this great day.

I believe that ticket prices should be set as follows

Adults - $5
Children - $2

Each ticket would have a code on it and this code would help determine participants in half-time activities

At half-time of the game there would be a series of activities running.

Auskick game - Kids

Goal-kicking competition - People drawn out according to code on ticket

Handball competition - Kids not playing Auskick

Tug of War - Participants from both clubs competing to win $500 for their club

First into the Bin - People drawn out according to code on ticket where there are 4 bins lined up joined together and the first person to get the ball into the bin would win $100

There would also be a raffle for a random prize.

At the end of the game, both teams would receive half a trophy each as a commemoration and all money raised from canteen sales, sponsorship, ticket sales and raffle tickets would go to charity.

What better way than bringing together the worst team from the east and the worst team from the west to raise money for charity while finding out which one of them is least dreadful.

Let's see if such a concept would ever eventuate
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Well Round 14 has been another dramatic round and at the end of the round, we have a new team on the bottom of the ladder and we still have a tight race for the top 4, top 8 and wooden spoon.

Anyway the round kicked off on a Thursday night at Etihad Stadium in what was billed as a blockbuster between Carlton and Brisbane due to it being Brendan Fevola's first game against the Blues in Melbourne. Sadly this title was a mirage as both Brendan Fevola and Jonathan Brown were ruled out with injury. Without their goal-scoring options, the Lions started off well to lead by 13 points at quarter-time only to see Carlton overturn the margin and lead by 20 at half-time. The game became entirely forgettable from this point on and Brisbane despite their best efforts were unable to match a fitter Carlton and recorded a 55 point win in a game that was awful to watch and marred by 10 50m penalties. Eddie Betts kicked 5 goals for Carlton while Aaron Cornelius and Todd Banfield kicked 2 each for Brisbane
Carlton 18.12.120 defeated Brisbane 9.11.65

Friday night saw the in-form Hawthorn take on an inconsistent Bulldogs in what promised to be an absolute cracker. In that regard it certainly lived up to its name and one of the best duels ever was witnessed between Lance Franklin and Brian Lake. Still this match was your classic close game with the margin never getting bigger than 12 points and really, it deserved a draw. The Bulldogs led by 6 points at quarter-time, 3 points at half-time, 5 points at three-quarter time but when it counted, they just couldn't find the goals, kicking 2.5 in the last quarter. Meanwhile Hawthorn took full advantage of the Bulldogs kicking to somehow find themselves in front when it mattered and they were able to hang on despite a dramatic final minute. Lance Franklin booted 3 for the Hawks while Grant, Giansiracusa and Hall booted 2 for the Dogs.
Hawthorn 12.7.79 defeated Western Bulldogs 11.10.76

Saturday at Subiaco promised a mundane game between the Fremantle Dockers and Port Adelaide. The Power were sitting on a record 6 losses in a row while Freo were pushing for top 4 and this proved to be the case in a one-sided opening quarter as Freo led by 27 points at quarter-time. After extending the lead to 33 points, Freo dropped right off and the Power took full advantage to close the margin to 10 points at half-time. Freo were down to 20 with Grover (hamstring) and Fyfe (broken nose) gone for the game. The momentum was all with the Power but cometh the hour, cometh the man and Ryan Crowley proved to be that man. He booted the only 4 goals of the 3rd quarter as Freo held the Power goalless and continued their version of friendly fire to lead by 34 points at the last change. From there it was all academic as Freo cruised with a 5 goal to 1 last quarter only to see the win turn into horror as Michael Barlow broke his leg going for a "hospital pass." It really was a hollow victory for the 'Purple Haze.'
Fremantle 17.13.115 defeated Port Adelaide 8.10.58

Saturday night at Etihad was a scene from a horror show as Collingwood took on West Coast. It was looming as an absolute disaster at quarter-time with Collingwood leading by 39 points however West Coast came out and showed fight for a quarter, reducing the margin to 33 at half-time. Despite getting the margin to 30 in the 3rd quarter, that was the end of it as Collingwood blew the game right apart with a 9 goal to 1 third quarter, including Alan Didak kicking 3 goals in 90 seconds to lead by 79 points and then both teams played out time with Collingwood cruising to a massive win. Jolly and Dawes both kicked 4 goals for Collingwood while Mark Le Cras was the only one to offer any real resistance for West Coast kicking 3.
Collingwood 20.15.135 defeated West Coast 7.10.52

To continue the theme of "close Saturday night games" Adelaide and Essendon squared off at AAMI Stadium in what promised to be a very even game. Sadly it was anything but as Adelaide opened some real wounds in the first quarter with 7 goals to 1. They then backed up with a 5 goal to 1 second quarter to lead by an astonishing 61 points at half-time. With the game all over, it was a junk second half really with Adelaide extending their lead at every change to cruise to their biggest win of the year. Kurt Tippett was a star for the Crows with 6 goals while Patrick Ryder kicked 2 goals for Essendon. If the lack of intensity was bad enough for Essendon, it was even more astonishing that the Bombers finished with 3 more disposals than the Crows.
Adelaide 19.10.124 defeated Essendon 5.10.40

Sunday afternoon at Skilled Stadium saw Geelong take on North Melbourne in what looked on paper to be a one-sided game. North Melbourne however were disadvantaged from early in the first quarter when Jack Ziebell went off with a broken leg, leaving them with 21 for most of the game. As for Geelong, they shared the ball around and punished North for their errors. James Podsiadly kicked his mandatory 5 goals while the Geelong midfield taught North about possession. Geelong in fact, broke their own record for most possessions with 505. As for North, they fought the game out but really this reflected a last-quarter push which saw them kick the last 4 goals of the game. Podsiadly kicked 5 for Geelong while Lachlan Hansen kicked 4 for the Roos.
Geelong 14.14.98 defeated North Melbourne 9.9.63

Over at the MCG, it was a vital match between the Sydney Swans and Richmond Tigers, The Swans were looking to continue their run to September while the TIgers were looking to get off the bottom of the ladder. The game see-sawed throughout with Sydney slowly inching themselves ahead and in fact, led by 33 points midway through the 3rd quarter. From there though, they slowly faded out and Richmond, led by Jack Riewoldt, Chris Newman and Andrew Collins, fought their way back into the game. They kicked the last 3 goals of the 3rd quarter to trail by just 14 points and in the last quarter, kicked 5 goals to 2 to overrun a tired Sydney outfit. Jack Riewoldt was a star kicking 5 goals while Jarryd McVeigh kicked 3 goals for the Swans but it's fair to say that they'll be ruing their lack of accuracy when they were on top
Richmond 14.5.89 defeated Sydney 12.13.85

Meanwhile, to complete the round was the match between St Kilda and Melbourne. Melbourne promised to be harder and tougher at the ball for this game and it's fair to say that they achieved this aim. In fact, it appeared that St kilda were coming off fatigue from the blockbuster against Geelong and it took them a very long time to shake off Melbourne. It was a very mundane game and some of the skill errors were of a "What the hell?" type. Finally St Kilda were able to put the foot down and secure a comfortable win with a 4 goal to 1 last quarter. Melbourne won't be disheartened but St Kilda only really did enough to win. Steven Milne kicked 3 goals for St Kilda while Brad Green and Lynden Dunn both kicked 2 for the Demons.
St Kilda 15.10.100 defeated Melbourne 9.11.65

So at the end of Round 14, the ladder sits as follows (Team, Games Played, Wins, Losses, Draws, Points For, Points Against, Percentage, Points)

1 Geelong 14 11 3 0 1639 1095 149.68 44
2 St Kilda 14 11 3 0 1224 952 128.57 44
3 Collingwood 14 10 3 1 1494 1127 132.56 42
4 Fremantle 14 10 4 0 1481 1212 122.19 40
5 W Bulldogs 14 8 6 0 1366 1075 127.07 32
6 Carlton 14 8 6 0 1380 1208 114.24 32
7 Hawthorn 14 8 6 0 1235 1199 103.00 32
8 Sydney 14 7 7 0 1239 1163 106.53 28
9 Nth Melb 14 7 7 0 1172 1424 82.30 28
10 Adelaide 14 5 9 0 1150 1275 90.20 20
11 Bris Lions 14 5 9 0 1209 1417 85.32 20
12 Essendon 14 5 9 0 1214 1441 84.25 20
13 Port Adel 14 5 9 0 1091 1376 79.29 20
14 Melbourne 14 4 9 1 1081 1249 86.55 18
15 Richmond 14 4 10 0 1063 1455 73.06 16
16 West Coast 14 3 11 0 1091 1461 74.67 12

We now look forward to Round 15 as the race for the finals and wooden spoon start to tighten up
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2010 Wimbledon Review

July 7th 2010 07:47
Well with the win of Rafael Nadal on Sunday night (AEST), comes the end of what has been a most extraordinary fortnight at Wimbledon. From crowd spats to long games, with the mandatory upsets and shocks, it's fair to say that this tournament delivered more than usual.

I will highlight a couple of stories that emerged and also provide a rollcall of all winners


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In one of the greatest shocks to occur this season, the NSW Swifts have gone from unbackable favourites to win the title to being knocked out of the finals in straight sets after a 54-49 loss to the Waikato Bay of Plenty Magic in Newcastle.

It was an astonishing performance from the magic but it didn't look like it was going to happen as the Swifts scooted out to an early lead. Yet again though, there was a significant momentum shift midway through the first quarter and the Magic took full advantage to go into quarter-time leading 12-11


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Australian Rules Football has many things that you love about the game and some things that just frustrate the hell out of you. I guess this could be said about any sport though. Anyway when it comes to Australian Rules Football, my pet hate, along with the vast majority at this moment in time is the bewildering decisions that come out of the Match Review Panel.

That’s right. Australian Rules Football has a panel that is responsible for reviewing all the matches in case of any incidents missed by umpires. Now, while this would be a dream job for any football supporter, having the opportunity to watch 8 games every weekend, for the men currently on the panel, it’s proving to be a living hell


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Semi-Finals ANZ Championship

June 30th 2010 07:29
Well it has been a remarkable weekend of netball in the ANZ Championship as the semi-finals have been played and won but not without the mandatory upset or bizarre game.

The finals kicked off on Sunday with the Major Semi Final between the NSW Swifts and the Adelaide Thunderbirds and it promised to be a very physical game. All that and a lot more was delivered. The opening minutes were dominated by the Swifts as Adelaide looked very nervy however during the first quarter there was a momentum shift and the Thunderbirds were all over the Swifts, leading 14-10 at quarter-time. It was more of the same in the second quarter as the Thunderbirds extended their lead to 31-18 at half-time and 45-27 at three-quarter time. Despite the Swifts winning the last quarter, the Thunderbirds won 52-38 in the biggest upset of the season and halting the Swifts 13 game winning streak


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Rounds 11-13 AFL 2010 Season

June 29th 2010 07:50
Well it has been an unbelievable last 3 weeks in the AFL and now that the split round is complete, I can finally update on all results and the ladder.

Round 11
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So finally I'm back in the blogging game after a hectic couple of weeks dealing with outside issues and for my first blog, I'd like to focus on the last 2 rounds of the ANZ Championship before the finals. For those who don't recall, I did a bit of a prediction in my last netball blog and had the top 4 as follows

NSW Swifts


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Now I bring you part 2 of my World Cup Preview

Group E
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